im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react
this guy isnt taking any of my shit
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
i found my soulmate
your sole mate
OMFG THE SECOND ONE
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
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have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
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I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
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can we just review how sensual the panera logo is
“Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear”
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sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
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